It seems appropriate that I should give you some way to contact me. I don't know why it seems appropriate. It just does. However, in my mind, I feel that the main reason you may want to contact me is to send me cookies. But in case you're a creep and lace your cookies with arsenic, I'm not posting my mailing address. Sometimes you just have to forgo the cookies.
So here's my email address: email@example.com
Please don't send me emails that have photos of cookies laced with computer viruses. That's no way to win friends.