FAQ

Q. What's your favorite color?
 A. Brown. It goes with my four next-favorite colors: red, pink, green, and blue. They're all tied for second.
 
Q. What's your favorite number?
 A. Aesthetically, 4. It just looks so nice. But really, if we're not talking aesthetics, 3 totally takes the cake. It's 20% cooler than any other number.

Q. Why?
 A. You know how if you multiply 5 by any number the ending digit will always be a 5 or a 0? Or if you multiple 2 by any number it's always even? Well. The cool thing about 3 is that all the digits 0-9 are ending digits at some point or another when multiplied by 3. See?
0x3=0
7x3=21
4x3=12
1x3=3
8x3=24
5x3=15
2x3=6
9x3=27
6x3=18
3x3=9

Q. Nine does that too.
A. Nine is a multiple of 3. Plus, that wasn't a question.

Q. Okay. Who cares?
A. I do. 

Q. Do you ever think about anything else that's actually significant and relevant?
A. Yes. ALL THE TIME.

Q. Like what?
A. Like: Have you ever wondered what chairs would look like if our knees bent the other direction? That one took up brain space for YEARS. I finally decided it would have to look like a flamingo on a unicycle or a barstool. Like this:
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 Q. That's not significant or relevant.
 A. Again, not a question. Knees are VERY significant, and the direction they bend is extremely relevant. Our whole lives would be changed if our knees bent the other way.  

Q. If you could be any kitchen tool or utensil, what would you be and why?
A. An iron skillet. For 84 reasons at least. I'll write about it sometime.

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